This is something that would happen if it happened

My girlfriend asked me how long do I want to live and I said 121 and she asked why I wanted to live that long and I said because I want to break the world record and she asked what I was going to be doing with all that time and I said I was going to be breaking the world record and she said, "No, I mean how are you going to preoccupy yourself between now and then?" And I said, oh, I don't know. And she told me to make a bucket list so I sat down and after a while she asked, "So what's on your list?" And I said, "Only one thing." And she asked me what I wrote so I read it to her, "Before I die I want to make a bucket list." And she said, "You just did make a bucket list." And I said, I know. And she said so now you've done the only thing you want to do before you die. And I said I know. And she said so now you have absolutely nothing to do for the next 78 years. And I said I know. And she said that's depressing. And I said I know. So she sent me to a shrink. And he asked me if I drink and I said, "I don't know, what are you serving?" And he said, "no, I mean as a question of lifestyle, do you drink?" And I said "oh, I don't know, I guess so.... socially.. you know, if there's no one else around." And he said I have accountability issues and I said, "yes, I do, I know, but it's genetic, so not my fault really, is it?" And then he said I'm in denial and I said, Ummmm.... no I'm not.